Why wasn't Josh Norris in Brady Tkachuk's wedding party? Is it more Ottawa-pilled to attend Brady Tkachuk's wedding or to miss it for a golf tournament? Can we bribe Shane Pinto into signing for less than league minimum by offering to buy him Chipotle? What does booktok have to do with hockey, and why is everyone talking about it?
Come for a discussion of all those issues, but stay for the real main event of the episode: our full review of Barbie (2023), complete with references to feminist theory and concluding with the question that no one seems able to answer: Does Brady Tkachuk have Kenergy?
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