Two weeks into the season, and the Senators already having us asking all kinds of questions - what's up with their Corsi? Will Mike Hoffman, Kyle Turris, and Mark Stone ever stop scoring? Is it time to put the lines in a blender? What kind of dog is J-G Pageau?
Fortunately we've got answers to all these questions and several more, like why Mika Zibanejad only cuts his hair once a year, and what Rush songs should inspire the Senators power play. Come with us and find out!