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Guess Garrioch will have to manufacture a new controversy to while the summer away. Here’s a few s...

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Guess Garrioch will have to manufacture a new controversy to while the summer away. Here’s a few suggestions - Kovy is actually a Russian spy sent to Canada’s capital to infiltrate CSIS - Alfie fathers illegitimate triplets. Already have enough hockey sense not to make blind drop passes - Chris Campoli demands a trade to Metallurg Novokuznetsk - Sergei Gonchar already in Clouston's dog house after voicing his dislike for the colour salmon - Nick Foligno busted for indecent exposure at local grocery store - Mike Fisher pulls a Tony Romo and trades up to Jessica Simpson. Discovers the headlights of his truck smashed and tires slashed, Louisville Slugger found at scene of the crime

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