Silver Seven, an Ottawa Senators community

There are different journalists. My opinion of Ottawa journalists is that they don't watch hockey at all. When they fly with the team and go through the [metal detector] at an airport, their bags are filled with beer. You realize right away what these people do when they write about the NHL.

Bettman: Good idea. OK, has anyone seen Tiny Tim? Adorable little guy, looks so grownup in his big boy suit and his scrunched up angry wittle face…. Oh, there he is!

Cory Clouston: This is degrading and I'm not doing it.

He shouldn't have said what he said. But, in all honesty, if you're going to get an extra two minutes for what he said, then every penalty would just about be a double minor.

--Cory Clouston, on Brian Lee's costly unsportsmanlike penalty against San Jose