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Book Review: I, Paulrus

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Silver Seven reviews the new Paul MacLean biography

Should Mika Zibanejad Sue The Ottawa Senators?

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It's not as crazy as you might think.

Tuesday Flashback: The PHL

Once upon a time, the NHL was embroiled in a pointless lockout, and the Silver Seven staff decided to create their own league.

Summer Satire Friday!

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You wanna get nuts? Come on, let's get nuts!

Why Chris Neil is an integral part of the Sens

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Here at Silver Seven, we give the masses what they want. Sometimes.

Introducing Summer Satire Friday!

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It's the Summer of Crazy!

Silver Seven owns up to the posts we've deleted

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Another hockey blog was recently chastised for deleting posts that were later proven false. Here's an admission of all the posts we've deleted over the years.

Other Senators Considered for the Masterton

Although André Benoit was nominated for this year's Masterton Trophy, the Ottawa Senators had a few very close finalists.

Matt Kassian sues Silver Seven for defamation

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Matt Kassian has been known to drop his gloves on the ice. This time he's taking his fight to the courtroom.

The Ottawa Senators are frauds

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Once again Toronto exposes this team for what they really are.

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Top 25 Under 25, no. 1: Nikita Filatov

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Possessing an elite all-around skill set, the forgotten Filatov tops our list of the Ottawa Senators' best prospects under the age of 25.

How did the Sens' Heritage jersey perform?

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The Senators heritage jersey took to the ice for the first time in 2011-2012. We look at the instances in which the team put on the new sweater and how they fared.

Please donate to the Support Jared Cowen Fund

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This morning, Sylvain St-Laurent mentioned that Jared Cowen will accept his fate and play for the Binghamton Senators in the case of an NHL lockout. While Cowen isn't Swedish, we all know that...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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What will you be listening to to pump up for next season's games? Share here.

A quick thought on Alex Auld

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Alex Auld has made a career out of being a solid back-up goalie. The last time Alex Auld wore a Senators uniform, he put up 16 wins with a .911 SV% and a GAA of 2.47. Last season with the Montreal...

Silver Seven Exclusive: True North's NHL Application

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Silver Seven got their hands on True North's NHL application. It's a revealing look at what it takes to qualify to own an NHL team.

The Best of Ask Anton: The Top 10 Anton24 comments

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The Best of Ask Anton: The Top 10 Anton24 comments

In memory of competitive Ottawa Senators teams of days gone by...

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A hymn in memoriam: Dedicated to the honour of competitive Ottawa Senators teams of yore.

Silver Seven Exclusive: Craig Anderson's "Welcome to Ottawa" pamphlet

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The detectives at Silver Seven have gotten their hands on the pamphlet Ottawa Senators GM Bryan Murray gave to goaltender Craig Anderson after signing his new contract. Did the GM pull a bait and...

An application for the General Manager position from a fan (part 3)

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An application for the General Manager position from a fan

An application for the General Manager position from a fan (part two)

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My application to be the next GM of the Ottawa Senators. They pretty much have to hire me.

An application for the General Manager position from a fan (part one)

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Dear Mr. Melnyk, It has come to my attention that your Ottawa Senators are now 477 points out of the playoffs, and that GM Bryan Murray is in the final year of his contract. Your vote of complete...

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