Guess Garrioch will have to manufacture a new controversy to while the summer away.

Here’s a few suggestions
- Kovy is actually a Russian spy sent to Canada’s capital to infiltrate CSIS
- Alfie fathers illegitimate triplets. Already have enough hockey sense not to make blind drop passes
- Chris Campoli demands a trade to Metallurg Novokuznetsk
- Sergei Gonchar already in Clouston's dog house after voicing his dislike for the colour salmon
- Nick Foligno busted for indecent exposure at local grocery store
- Mike Fisher pulls a Tony Romo and trades up to Jessica Simpson. Discovers the headlights of his truck smashed and tires slashed, Louisville Slugger found at scene of the crime

We played with fire, and got burned. Karma's a bitch.

The Leafs can't even do "No Habs No" properly.

Cullen to Ottawa for Picard and a 2nd. Done.

Alfie Scripture: When Daniel Alfredsson goes to give blood, he declines the syringe and simply requests a handgun and a bucket.

- "Dany Heatley had several chances on the power play, but couldn’t put one past Pogge. My initial reaction is a slight disappointment in his compete level and he seems to be standing around a lot waiting for the puck to come to him. However, he does have a cannon and Thornton was looking to tee him up all night"

Get used to it

"I think he just comes to play hard every night. The comment he made to me was that he's gone from playing six to eight minutes a game to feeling like he's a hockey player again. ... It's nice to see a guy going from Ottawa to here, where there's no playoffs in sight, to come in with the attitude he's had."