...Alfie? Are you there buddy? We want you back.
Everyone in Ottawa
I know it's not going to happen, but the fact is there is probably not a messier breakup in recent sports than LeBron leaving Clevland. His home, super passionate fans, a crazy-scathing-comic-sans letter from the owner attacking his character personally. There's so much there! If everyone can get over that and get something done, surely the Alfie-Melnyk-Murray hurt feelings can be overcome.