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Money for Scoring - #SensMotB Theme Song

I've been enjoying Sens Money on the Board for the last few weeks (as you all should be), and associated karma the hockey team has received in return (ditto). Anyway, when the venerable Radek Bonk's Mullet announced the Sens MotB Contest, I have to say that one category in particular caught my eye. That category?

Best Original Sens Song

As a long time admirer of Weird Al Yankovic, I consider parody song to be among the highest forms of humour. Therefore, it seemed to me a MotB themed parody set to the tune of Dire Strait's "Money for Nothing" was a perfect match of subject material and song.

While I do possess a modicum of musical ability, I do not possess anything resembling decent recording equipment. Frankly, I want to post a crappy cell phone video of me sitting at a Casio keyboard even less than you want to see it. Therefore, for the time being, you'll have to just imagine Mark Knopfler singing the following. However, if you play the drums, or the guitar, or you own a fancy pants recording studio, get a hold of me and we can make some magic.

And now I give you "Money for Scoring" (presented with apologies to Dire Straits).

Now look at that Alfie, that's the way you do it
He plays the hockey on the CBC
Sens Foundation, everybody donates
Money for scorin' or a victory.
Kassian ain't playin', he's up there in the pressbox
Lemme tell ya that Paulrus ain't dumb
Maybe I'll donate money if he gets hungry
Maybe he'll eat fifteen dogs at once

We got this card of Daniel Alfredsson
Autographed hats signed by Leclaire
We got to move these mustache t-shirts
We got these for Sens M-O-T-BBBBBB

You can donate for anything you make up
Yeah buddy, we just don't care
You can donate 'cause Andy got a shutout
You can donate because the Maclone's sitting there.

We got this card of Daniel Alfredsson
Autographed hats signed by Shean Donovan
We got to move these mustache t-shirts
We got these for Sens M-O-T-BBBBBB

I shoulda pledged for winning a brawl
I shoulda pledged for Kyle's bum
Look at that Turris, he scored one off his booty
Man, MOTB's fun.
Maclean's up there, what's that? He just called timeout?
That's gotta be worth another seventeen
That ain't respectful, but you can still donate
Money for scorin' or a victory.

We got this card of Daniel Alfredsson
Autographed hats from David Rundblad
We got to move these mustache t-shirts
We got these for Sens M-O-T-BBBBBB

There ya go Sens fans, that's the way you do it
You watch the hockey on the CBC
Go on Twitter, then you pledge to donate
Money for scorin' or a victory.

(I watch my, I watch my, I watch my CBC)
(I want my, I want my, I want my victory)

This FanPost was written by a member of the Silver Seven community, and does not necessarily reflect the beliefs or opinions of the site managers, editors, or Sports Blogs Nation, Inc.

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