Congratulations to the big doucher himself, as Dany Heatley once again finds himself on Ottawa's top line. Maybe he'll like it here without Cory Clouston running show (fun fact- I took Grade 11 English with Clouston's daughter.) Here's an updated look at the All-Time Roster. Just for the record, I like everybody that voted for Havlat yesterday, but could whomever voted for Milo please speak up? I'd really love to hear the reasoning, if only because he's third on my list. But now it's time for everyone's favourite position- 1st line Right Wing. Ottawa's had a few good shots from the right side, and I really think you guys are gonna have a hard time choosing who was the best.
Without further ado, the candidates!
Alexandre Daigle: Just kidding
Brandon Bochenski: Not quite
Petr Bondra: Not when we got him, not now
Bobby Bustler: Sorry
Alexei Kovalev: Here's my top choice...for who to kill first in a zombie apocalypse
Bill Muckalt: We got him for Yashin. He must be good at something, right?
Marian Hossa: Really, the only guy worth even mentioning outside of the top guy in the category. Many fans are still displeased with how his situation was handled, especially given the rumors that came out later saying the big Z left so he wouldn't be forced into a similar situation. Hossa worked hard, went to the dirty areas and scored. A lot. Finally won a Cup with Chicago in his third straight season in the Finals, each with a different team. Unfortunately for Hossa, it's likely a second line spot for him on this team, mainly because of the deity taking up the spot on the first line
God: Obviously the number 1 choice at right wing, and realistically any position he wants to play, Daniel Alfredsson takes the first line spot here. I'm not even putting up a poll. Ok, maybe I will. But it's just for the page views. And to see if anyone actually votes someone other than Alfie into his rightful spot.