Why is this week the slowest week of all time? Sure, some things have happened and sure Brian Burke is now relegated to being only the centre of his universe rather than the entire hockey universe, but could this week drone on any longer??? I need to see hockey!! I need camp updates and roster movement! I need to find out who the 8th dman at camp will be and who the 15th forward will be! I need to know who will play on the 4th line! I need to know these things and many more, darn it all to heck!!! This has been the longest week of my hockey viewing life (read: life). That probably has something to do with the fact that this week has in reality been over 6 months in the making!!!!!!!!!!! Play hockey already!!!