It is that time of year, as we approach the playoff season, that we must consider the well-being of our fellow man. Especially the well-being of the Sens' goalies.

The team's season has been a true story of triumph over adversity, pulling to near the top of its division when many had left them for dead at the start of the season. A key part of the team's rebuild has been its new goalie, one Craig Anderson.

Unfortunately, Craig Anderson suffers from a serious condition. The man simply cannot cook. When he picks up a knife, he cannot help but to stab it through his own finger. It's a terrible affliction, and one that can be helped! Please, think of poor Craig Anderson (and the Sens' playoff chances), and help put an end to his suffering.

Please donate to the "cater Craig Anderson's dinners until the end of the year" fund. Together, we can make a difference!

(Okay, I'm mostly joking, but it'd be a funny radio station promo.)