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Tank or be tanked

Sens Army..!

I've always wanted to start off with that. Yes, it's gimmicky. But so are many other facets of this organization. You know. Bryan Murray's lisp. Cory Clouston's Mexx addiction. Eugene Melnyk's public comments. About time we as fans embrace our place within the gimmick that is the Ottawa Senators of 2011.

So Sens Army(!!), we have found ourselves to be in quite the peculiar position. We now cheer for our team to lose, and we cheer for our team to win. It's confusing to be an Ottawa fan right now for sure, as all of our standards and expectations have completely evaporated, and we have little left with which to put these remaining games into context.

In an effort to make the tank watch more enjoyable, it is obvious that a drinking game must be developed and put into place for all Sens fans to use as a coping mechanism. Or as an excuse to get truculent and vandalize Leafs paraphernalia. 

So hey, how about this. I'll start, with the first five drinking game rules, and you, the Sens Army (!!!) can come up with the rest.

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Rule 1. If an AHL call up scores a goal, drink.

Rule 2. If Ryan Shannon quarterbacks the powerplay, drink.

Rule 3. If Nick Foligno tries to dangle 3 opposing players in the neutral zone and coughs it up, drink. 

Rule 4. When Craig Anderson bails out Filip Kuba or Chris Phillips or Brian Lee with an unholy save, drink.

Rule 5. If a Senator is lost indefinitely due to injury, drink x 2. 

Your move.

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Hahaha yup.

I wasn’t sure if I should suggest a rare occurence like “If Kuba gets a point, drink.” Or if I should go with something consistent like Z. Smith.

I personally prefer the rare occurence, but I figured that wasn’t the point of the thread.

by Los Blancos Chicca on Mar 2, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

If you want a consistant Kuba drinking addition,

you gotta go with “every time you know he’s screaming like a little b!tch as he’s about to get hammered into the boards but bails because he just can’t take the pain oh PLEASE SAVE ME!!!, you drink.”

by Smiles on Mar 2, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course S7S can't endorse this or we'd be liable for all the alcohol poisoning deaths that result

This game is probably best played with wine coolers for personal safety.

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by Mark Parisi on Mar 2, 2011 8:58 AM EST reply actions  

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That was awesome!

Trying to be Erik Karlsson's agent since October, 2010.

by Adnan on Mar 2, 2011 9:46 AM EST reply actions  

Rule 6.

Any time a NEW Pascal Leclaire injury is announced, regardless of team, do a shot.

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by Mark Parisi on Mar 2, 2011 10:29 AM EST reply actions  

Rule 7.

Any time Brian Elliott lets in a goal, regardless of team, do a shot.

by LeTigre on Mar 2, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

This rule will kill people

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

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by Mark Parisi on Mar 2, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

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This will make for some exciting GameThreads.

An Ottawa Senators fan blogging at www.silversevensens.com

by Peter Raaymakers on Mar 2, 2011 12:13 PM EST reply actions  

Any time Ottawa scores more than 1 goal, finish your drink.

by ojc on Mar 2, 2011 4:37 PM EST reply actions  

I love this

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by Mark Parisi on Mar 2, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

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