Ask Anton 2

DarrenM, thanks for question.

1972 summit series. You are either hockey scholar or dbag. Mike taught me this word. I cannot decide. But I will answer anyway.

Early games show Soviet team much superior to Canada team in all aspects. Is truth Soviets would win if the Clarke did not attack Kharlamov. This I cannot respect. Soviet team also missing Firsov and Davydov. Team did not need my help, just fair play. This, they did not get. But past is past. I do not understand why Henderson was not covered. Front of the net for rebounds is not allowed. If I were there I would destroy. So to answer question, yes, result would be much different. Soviets would have won as easily as going through Fulda Gap.

dzuunmod, thanks for question.

Wish that I had answer for you. When I was child, I ask мать this. She say to me, “Follow heart. That way, no regrets.” Best advice. Also, out on hunting trip I ask Alexei, and he says exact same thing. Only second time ever happen. First was advice for school bully. “Never back down.” Life Lesson. Bully learn well.

West women are trash. Sorry, is true. Cannot even make borscht! Funny story. True story. In Bingo we have just lost. No one is happy. Jason says we will go to cabo and rent boat. Will help. We go. Rent boat, find girls. Dumb girls, cannot hold vodka. Anyway, is not helping. We are all still mad. Start betting on who can get girls to do dumbest thing. I tell girl to pee off side of boat. She does! Jason laughs. Jason knocks girl off boat by accident. We all laugh. Sail away. This is not a girl to marry. Remember this.

Adnan, thanks for question.

I am glad you ask. Why do you want to wear Anton’s jersey? Are you not man? Are you not Adnan? Why do you want to be Anton? You could not live Anton’s life. Anton’s life is hard. Many people will try to staredown. You do not want this. You must be own man. Do not live in shadow of others.

Also, I will tell you true story of Erik. This just happen. He is great d but cannot staredown goldfish! Party at Daniel’s. Everyone is saying staredown this staredown that, so I do. Erik says he will do too. Everyone laughs. He staredowns cat, Muschi. Cat attacks. Everyone laughs. Erik says his is tough, will prove. Next game hits #17, hurts shoulder. True story.

LeTigre, thanks for question.

I know you are thinking I will say Kournikova because she is beautiful. But I will not. For some reason, Russian women cannot sustain. I do not know why this is. Sharapova is good, but I like Safina. Very talented. Must stay healthy. If she can do, she will be greatest. I have no funny tennis stories. Apologies.

Whale The Wise, thanks for well wishes.

Your wife is good woman. You should talk to dzuunmod. He is needing help finding good woman.

Mark Parisi, thank you for question.

In staredown with me? Advice is simple. Pray.

Oman, thanks for question.

Avant-garde is Russia owned. But if you want good borscht, you learn to make yourself, yes? Also, I am not pretty man, everyone knows, but thanks for saying this.