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In case you missed this hilarious offering from Down Goes Brown back in February, the premise was that the above image was a screenshot of Gary Bettman's gmail account. This was just one example that really sticks out from among the huge collection of gut-busting posts by the funniest blogger in all of sports. I would highly recommend checking out his entire archives if you happened to just crawl out from under a rock.

I wouldn't think it possible, but if some of his timeless humour starts to seem slightly dated, then I would strongly suggest that you head down to the newsstand and buy yourself a copy of The National Post, where you can keep up with all his new shit (albeit roughly 12 hours after he posts it to his blog).

That's right. You heard right. Ottawa's own DGB has made the big time.

Now you can kill a few trees and stain your fingers, while still reading the same quality stuff found on your computer screens. I can honestly think of no more deserving scribe to get rescued from his Mom's basement and given a regular paycheque.

If you liked the Sens shout-out on 30 Rock, then you'll love how every article DGB writes contains at least one wicked funny jab at his hometown team. So stop by, drive up his page hits, and leave a comment that'll confuse Leafs Nation about why a Sens fan would be able to laugh at themselves and not bash their fanbase needlessly.

Trust me, they won't know how to respond to our rational behaviour.