NOTE: Big thanks to PeterR for the commenting stats.
After reading through the strings of expletives after nearly every opposition goal, I was curious as to who was responsible for these choice words. Using a list of all of the users with over 100 comments, I set out to see who had the highest percentage of NSFW language in their comments.
Purpose: To determine which active member of the S7S community has the highest percentage of "colourful" comments
Method: Using the handy "Search Posts and Comments" box, I searched by username for any of George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words. Using the number of hits, I divided by the total number of comments to determine a percentage.
Hypothesis: Mike Hurley will lead the pack.
Results
| Words | Percentage | S | P | F | C-T | C-K | T | |||
| PETERR | 9172 | 163 | 1.78% | 100 | 32 | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| MARK PARISI | 7346 | 260 | 3.54% | 76 | 28 | 156 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| RYAN CLASSIC | 5648 | 78 | 1.38% | 16 | 11 | 50 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| DARRENM | 3799 | 33 | 0.87% | 18 | 6 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| MIKE HURLEY | 2703 | 204 | 7.55% | 38 | 4 | 161 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| JEFF SULLIVAN | 2578 | 23 | 0.89% | 11 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
| MATTHEW | 2347 | 106 | 4.52% | 36 | 6 | 62 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| ROB.D | 1601 | 6 | 0.37% | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| HAWKS61 | 1530 | 62 | 4.05% | 13 | 6 | 44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| CROOKLYN BANKS | 1463 | 125 | 8.54% | 35 | 7 | 76 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| SENS_24 | 1306 | 36 | 2.76% | 13 | 5 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| SUPERJARVO | 1033 | 54 | 5.23% | 20 | 5 | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| LOS BLANCOS CHICCA | 697 | 4 | 0.57% | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| EIGHTYSEVEN | 584 | 4 | 0.68% | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| HOCKEYGURL54 | 571 | 17 | 2.98% | 7 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| ANDREW J | 548 | 43 | 7.85% | 20 | 4 | 23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| MANTHONG | 483 | 4 | 0.83% | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| DAVEYOUNG | 439 | 6 | 1.37% | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| ALBANADA | 352 | 25 | 7.10% | 8 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| FEHR AND BALANCED | 349 | 11 | 3.15% | 2 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| NINGWERS | 328 | 13 | 3.96% | 6 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| TONY S | 321 | 5 | 1.56% | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| CORNELIUS HARDENBURGH | 304 | 5 | 1.64% | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| WHITER MAGE | 293 | 4 | 1.37% | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| GRAHAM | 275 | 8 | 2.91% | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| JONANA | 263 | 4 | 1.52% | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| BRICK ROYL | 252 | 13 | 5.16% | 1 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| MISSY | 241 | 1 | 0.41% | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| BUZ KILLINGTON | 230 | 10 | 4.35% | 3 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| SCSF | 226 | 3 | 1.33% | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| ALIX | 198 | 3 | 1.52% | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| MODSUPERSTAR | 192 | 1 | 0.52% | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| OVECHWIN | 178 | 2 | 1.12% | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | |
| OLDMONK | 174 | 6 | 3.45% | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| FLOFLOW | 171 | 8 | 4.68% | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| FUTURE | 151 | 11 | 7.28% | 1 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| AAGOODFELLA | 129 | 1 | 0.78% | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| HIGH PRIEST OF ALFIE | 127 | 2 | 1.57% | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| BAROQUE | 123 | 1 | 0.81% | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| XBKX14 | 118 | 3 | 2.54% | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| SPEEDY_MCEACHERN | 111 | 12 | 10.81% | 3 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| PPP | 103 | 3 | 2.91% | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Observations: The person with the highest number of profanity-inclusive posts is everyone's favorite cartoonist, Mark Parisi. Speedy McEachern led in the highest percentage, being the only user breaking the 10% mark. As well, every user with at least 100 comments had at least one use of one of the seven words.
Now that I've searched through by individual words, I've noticed some more interesting facts. Most glaring to me is that none other than PeterR leads everyone by a hefty margin in the use of the S word. As well, the lack of the final three words is intriguing. Finally, I knew in my heart I was bad for the F-bombs. My apologies.
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